Twitter

I gave in and joined cos no-one posts on their blogs anymore and I’m lonely. I didn’t want to because I always sneered at it but it is very addictive once you start (bastard). I’ll still post here too cos I’m verbose and like the sound of my own voice.
I’m http://twitter.com/Mummy_Fitz if anyone wants to come [...]

Outside.

As anyone who knows me will confirm, I dislike being outside. Don’t get me wrong, I like the idea of ‘outside’, as an abstract concept it sounds pleasant enough. Fresh air, sunlight, the beauty of nature in all its magnificence. However, this time of year is a nightmare for me because the weather is getting [...]

Trapped nerve

I’ve got a trapped nerve where my neck merges into my shoulder. It’s really, really, really, really, really sore. I’ve been popping ibuprofen every 4 hours for 3 days now and my stomach lining has dissolved and I’m having to take Zantac to counteract the tremendous agony of the acid eating through my flesh. But the [...]

Greggs profits are down. The end of the world is nigh.

Greggs profits are down by 8.3%.
GREGGS.
 Now, if folk are too strapped to go to Greggs, then this truly is the worst recession in the history of the universe and we are all dammned.
DAMMNED for all eternity.

Quantum Leap

I just remembered about Quantum Leap. I used to love it and then, inexplicably, it disappeared from my memory. How can you just forget an entire TV series?
Then after remembering Quantum Leap, I decided to look inside my brain for anything else I may have forgotten and I came up with this.  And this.  And THIS.
I [...]

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

I had a Thornton’s champagne truffle in bed this morning  and got the biggest bouquet of roses ever and I’ve just had pastries and fresh coffee for breakfast (while watching ‘The Biggest Loser’, hahaha).  Think I’ll have an Indian takeway tonight (diet has been temporarily shelved). Bliss
Birthdays rule!
By the way, don’t worry if you didn’t [...]